Funny Would You Rather Questions – page 3

Would you rather have no legroom or no window?

Would you rather forget your headphones or forget your snacks?

Would you rather arrive extremely early or barely make it?

Would you rather take a vacation with no internet or no air conditioning?

Would you rather get sunburned on day one or rain every day?

Would you rather take the wrong bus or get off one stop too early?

Would you rather have noisy neighbors or a noisy hotel hallway?

Would you rather travel with someone who overpacks or someone who forgets everything?

Would you rather have a dog that judges you or a cat that gives advice?

Would you rather be chased by one goose or five angry chickens?

Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your secrets or a dog that steals your food?

Would you rather have a squirrel in your bedroom or a raccoon in your kitchen?

Would you rather have a pet llama or a pet pig?

Would you rather have a dog that sings or a cat that dances?

Would you rather have birds follow you or squirrels recognize you?

Would you rather wake up to a goat in your yard or a duck in your bathroom?

Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you go?

Would you rather have a horse-sized rabbit or a rabbit-sized horse?

Would you rather have a pet that talks too much or never listens?

Would you rather swap voices with a duck or a goat?

Would you rather have a monkey steal your phone or a dog steal your shoes?

Would you rather have a cat that wakes you at 5 a.m. or a dog that won't let you sit down?

Would you rather have a pet penguin or a pet mini giraffe?

Would you rather have a chicken follow you to work or a goat follow you shopping?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Would you rather have a cow in your garage or a sheep in your kitchen?

Would you rather have a turtle that runs fast or a rabbit that moves slowly?

Would you rather forget why you entered a room or forget what you were saying?

Would you rather speak fluent dolphin or fluent pigeon?

Would you rather have a pet that copies your laugh or copies your sneeze?

Would you rather always smell like popcorn or always smell like sunscreen?

Would you rather have fingers that squeak or knees that click?

Would you rather have a permanent case of bedhead or sock lines?

Would you rather sneeze five times in a row or hiccup for 10 minutes?

Would you rather always have chapped lips or a tickle in your nose?

Would you rather burp after every sentence or yawn before every question?

Would you rather have one eyebrow twice as thick or one ear twice as big?

Would you rather have your hair grow an inch every day or your nails grow an inch every week?

Would you rather have a nose that whistles or ears that pop constantly?

Would you rather smell every bad smell strongly or taste every flavor twice?

Would you rather always have static hair or always have static shocks?

Would you rather have cold feet in summer or hot hands in winter?

Would you rather have a voice that echoes or footsteps that squeak?

Would you rather blink loudly or breathe loudly?

Would you rather have permanent goosebumps or permanent hat hair?

Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry tiny bubbles?

Would you rather have a tongue that's always too cold or teeth that feel too warm?

Would you rather get the hiccups when you laugh or sneeze when you smile?

Would you rather have hair that smells like pizza or breath that smells like coffee?

Would you rather laugh every time you're nervous or smile every time you're angry?