Funny Would You Rather Questions – page 2

Would you rather use a phone from 10 years ago or a computer from 20 years ago?

Would you rather lose all your saved memes or all your screenshots?

Would you rather accidentally text your boss or accidentally text your mom?

Would you rather have your screen brightness stuck at maximum or volume stuck at half?

Would you rather type with one finger or scroll with two hands?

Would you rather always have slow Wi-Fi or always have low battery?

Would you rather never use GIFs or never use emojis?

Would you rather forget your own joke halfway through or laugh before the punchline?

Would you rather tell a joke nobody understands or laugh at a joke you don't understand?

Would you rather get caught talking to yourself or dancing alone?

Would you rather sing karaoke badly or dance confidently with no rhythm?

Would you rather accidentally call someone “Mom” or forget their name completely?

Would you rather have your voice crack during a speech or forget your first sentence?

Would you rather enter the wrong room or sit at the wrong table?

Would you rather wear mismatched shoes or mismatched pants and shirt?

Would you rather have toilet paper stuck to your shoe or food on your face?

Would you rather arrive one day early or one day late?

Would you rather trip over nothing or drop something in complete silence?

Would you rather accidentally laugh at bad news or stay serious during something hilarious?

Would you rather tell the same story twice or forget how your story ends?

Would you rather forget a birthday or bring the wrong gift?

Would you rather wave goodbye and walk the same direction or say goodbye twice?

Would you rather get stuck in an awkward handshake or an awkward hug?

Would you rather call someone by their pet's name or call their pet by their name?

Would you rather accidentally cut in line or wait in the wrong line?

Would you rather wear a price tag all day or a sticker on your back?

Would you rather have your stomach growl in a quiet room or your chair squeak every time you move?

Would you rather wear socks with sandals or shoes with no socks?

Would you rather have a shirt that's too small or pants that are too big?

Would you rather wear a winter coat in summer or shorts in winter?

Would you rather have one sleeve longer than the other or one pant leg shorter?

Would you rather wear neon clothes for a month or only brown clothes for a year?

Would you rather wear a hat indoors forever or sunglasses at night?

Would you rather wear squeaky shoes or a jacket that rustles loudly?

Would you rather dress like it's 1985 or 2085?

Would you rather wear one giant shoe or two tiny shoes?

Would you rather wear gloves all day or a scarf all summer?

Would you rather have hair that never stays down or hair that never moves?

Would you rather have a permanent bad hair day or a permanent awkward tan line?

Would you rather wear your clothes inside out or backward?

Would you rather wear the same color every day or never repeat a color?

Would you rather wear a cape every day or a cowboy hat every day?

Would you rather have your shoes light up or your jacket make sound effects?

Would you rather dress fancy to the grocery store or wear pajamas to dinner?

Would you rather only wear stripes or only wear polka dots?

Would you rather have a tiny hat or giant sunglasses?

Would you rather always have one missing sock or one extra sock?

Would you rather live with a rooster alarm or a dog that snores?

Would you rather have a kitchen that talks or a bathroom that sings?

Would you rather have a door that squeaks or a floor that creaks?

Would you rather have a couch that's too soft or a bed that's too firm?

Would you rather have one giant room or ten tiny rooms?

Would you rather live above a bakery or beside a bowling alley?

Would you rather forget someone's name or call them the wrong name?

Would you rather have a neighbor who sings or a neighbor who practices drums?

Would you rather have a refrigerator that gives advice or a mirror that tells jokes?

Would you rather have stairs everywhere or doors that open slowly?

Would you rather have a bathroom with no mirror or a bedroom with no curtains?

Would you rather always have one flickering light or one dripping faucet?

Would you rather have a robot vacuum that follows you or a lamp that turns itself off too early?

Would you rather sleep on a giant beanbag or a tiny mattress?

Would you rather have a kitchen table that's too tall or chairs that are too short?

Would you rather live with a clock that runs fast or one that runs slow?

Would you rather have a shower that's always slightly cold or slightly too hot?

Would you rather have a doorbell that screams or an alarm clock that whispers?

Would you rather have a talking toaster or a judgmental microwave?

Would you rather have carpet in the kitchen or tile in the bedroom?

Would you rather have every door slam or every drawer squeak?

Would you rather have a meeting at 7 a.m. or 7 p.m.?

Would you rather always forget your pen or always forget your notebook?

Would you rather work beside someone who hums or someone who taps?

Would you rather have a chair that squeaks or a keyboard that's extremely loud?

Would you rather accidentally call your teacher “Mom” or your boss “Dad”?

Would you rather have food stuck in your teeth or a stain on your shirt?

Would you rather give a presentation with a stain on your shirt or a typo on every slide?

Would you rather have every meeting run long or every email need a reply?

Would you rather forget a deadline or forget a meeting?

Would you rather have a coworker who talks too much or one who never talks?

Would you rather work in complete silence or constant background noise?

Would you rather have your lunch stolen or your favorite mug disappear?

Would you rather answer 100 emails or attend five meetings?

Would you rather sit beside the printer or beside the break room?

Would you rather always have Monday twice or skip Friday once a month?

Would you rather wear a name tag every day or introduce yourself every hour?

Would you rather always be asked “Are you busy?” or “Got a minute?”?

Would you rather forget someone's name during a meeting or forget why you scheduled it?

Would you rather accidentally share your screen or accidentally share your microphone?

Would you rather have a desk by the bathroom or by the entrance?

Would you rather eat lunch at 10 a.m. or 3 p.m.?

Would you rather sit beside a crying baby or a loud snorer on a flight?

Would you rather have a middle seat or sit beside the bathroom?

Would you rather miss your exit or take the wrong train?

Would you rather have your luggage arrive late or your hotel room not be ready?

Would you rather road-trip with no music or no snacks?

Would you rather get lost in a huge airport or a huge parking garage?

Would you rather always travel during rush hour or always travel in bad weather?

Would you rather sleep at an airport or spend the night in your car?

Would you rather sit next to someone who talks nonstop or someone who takes your armrest?

Would you rather have a suitcase with a broken wheel or a backpack with a broken zipper?

Would you rather take a six-hour flight or a 12-hour road trip?