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❔99 Would You Rather Animal Questions
Kids 🧒
❔1. Would you rather hug a koala 🐨 or ride a giant tortoise? 🐢
❔2. Would you rather have a pet penguin 🐧 or a baby elephant? 🐘
❔3. Would you rather swim with dolphins 🐬 or feed giraffes? 🦒
❔4. Would you rather be friends with a talking parrot 🦜 or a dancing monkey? 🐒
❔5. Would you rather wear a zebra-striped shirt 🦓 or a flamingo-pink hat? 🦩
❔6. Would you rather have a rabbit’s ears 🐇 or a kangaroo’s pouch? 🦘
❔7. Would you rather live in a treehouse with squirrels 🐿️ or a cave with bats? 🦇
❔8. Would you rather slide on a seal’s belly 🦭 or swing from a sloth’s arms? 🦥
❔9. Would you rather eat honey with bears 🍯🐻 or berries with deer? 🦌
❔10. Would you rather have a pet dragonfly 🐉 or a glowworm? 💡🐛
Fights 🥊
❔11. Would you rather fight a crocodile in a swamp 🐊 or a wolf in a forest? 🌲🐺
❔12. Would you rather battle a hippo in a river 🦛 or a rhino on land? 🦏
❔13. Would you rather face 10 angry bees 🐝 or 1 enraged bull? 🐂
❔14. Would you rather fight a cobra with venom 🐍 or a gorilla with strength? 🦍
❔15. Would you rather spar with a kangaroo 🦘 or a cassowary? 🦃💥
❔16. Would you rather defend yourself from a hawk 🦅 or a piranha? 🐟
❔17. Would you rather wrestle an octopus 🐙 or a komodo dragon? 🦎
❔18. Would you rather escape a charging moose 🦌 or a stampeding buffalo? 🐃
❔19. Would you rather outrun a cheetah 🐆 or outsmart a hyena? 🐕
❔20. Would you rather duel a scorpion 🦂 or a tarantula? 🕷️
Survival 🌿
❔21. Would you rather survive a desert with camels 🐪 or the Arctic with polar bears? 🐻❄️
❔22. Would you rather hunt like a lion 🦁 or scavenge like a vulture? 🦅
❔23. Would you rather build a nest like a bird 🐦 or a dam like a beaver? 🦫
❔24. Would you rather navigate using echolocation 🦇 or a keen sense of smell? 🐽
❔25. Would you rather hibernate through winter 🐻 or migrate thousands of miles? 🦋
❔26. Would you rather camouflage like a chameleon 🦎 or mimic sounds like a lyrebird? 🎶
❔27. Would you rather drink water like a frog 🐸 or filter it like a whale? 🐋
❔28. Would you rather climb trees to escape danger 🐒 or dig underground? 🦡
❔29. Would you rather store food like a squirrel 🐿️ or hunt fresh daily like a tiger? 🐅
❔30. Would you rather survive a flood by floating like an otter 🦦 or flying like an eagle? 🦅
Superpowers 🦸
❔31. Would you rather have the speed of a cheetah 🐆 or the strength of an ant? 🐜💪
❔32. Would you rather see in the dark like an owl 🦉 or hear like a bat? 🦇
❔33. Would you rather regrow limbs like a starfish ⭐🐠 or shed skin like a snake? 🐍
❔34. Would you rather breathe underwater like a fish 🐟 or hold your breath like a whale? 🐋
❔35. Would you rather jump 30x your height like a flea 🦗 or lift 50x your weight like a beetle? 🪲
❔36. Would you rather glow in the dark like a firefly 🔦 or shoot ink like a squid? 🦑
❔37. Would you rather have a shell like a turtle 🐢 or quills like a porcupine? 🦔
❔38. Would you rather spin webs like a spider 🕸️ or silk like a silkworm? 🐛
❔39. Would you rather freeze time like a hibernating bear 🐻 or age slowly like a lobster? 🦞
❔40. Would you rather photosynthesize like a sea slug 🌞 or produce electricity like an eel? ⚡
Pets 🏡
❔41. Would you rather own a mini elephant 🐘 or a teacup hippo? 🦛
❔42. Would you rather cuddle a red panda 🐼 or a fennec fox? 🦊
❔43. Would you rather walk a llama 🦙 or groom a peacock? 🦚
❔44. Would you rather train a parrot to talk 🦜 or a dog to fetch? 🐕
❔45. Would you rather have a pet raccoon 🦝 or a sugar glider? 🐿️
❔46. Would you rather adopt a three-legged rescue cat 🐈 or a blind rescue dog? 🦮
❔47. Would you rather keep jellyfish in a tank 🪼 or butterflies in a garden? 🦋
❔48. Would you rather ride a giant rabbit 🐇 or a pygmy goat? 🐐
❔49. Would you rather share your bed with a hedgehog 🦔 or a chinchilla? 🐭
❔50. Would you rather bathe a pig 🐖 or brush a horse’s mane? 🐴
Mythical Creatures 🐲
❔51. Would you rather ride a dragon 🐉 or a unicorn? 🦄
❔52. Would you rather battle a griffin 🦅🦁 or a kraken? 🦑
❔53. Would you rather own a phoenix 🔥 or a Pegasus? 🦄
❔54. Would you rather tame a werewolf 🌕🐺 or a vampire bat? 🦇
❔55. Would you rather swim with a mermaid 🧜♀️ or a Loch Ness monster? 🏴
❔56. Would you rather adopt a baby yeti ❄️ or a Chupacabra? 🐐🩸
❔57. Would you rather have a pet Cerberus 🐕🐕🐕 or a hydra? 🐍🐍🐍
❔58. Would you rather talk to a sphinx 🦁 or a basilisk? 🐍👁️
❔59. Would you rather drink unicorn tears 💧 or eat dragon scales? 🐉
❔60. Would you rather live in a hobbit hole with fairies 🧚 or a castle with ghosts? 👻🏰
Food & Diet 🍽️
❔61. Would you rather eat bamboo all day 🎍🐼 or hunt live prey? 🐁🐍
❔62. Would you rather sip nectar like a hummingbird 🐦 or blood like a mosquito? 🦟
❔63. Would you rather chew cud like a cow 🐄 or regurgitate food like a bird? 🐦
❔64. Would you rather eat rotten meat like a vulture 🦅 or termites like an aardvark?
❔65. 🐜Would you rather store nuts like a squirrel 🐿️ or steal honey like a bear? 🐻🍯
❔66. Would you rather filter plankton like a whale 🐋 or graze grass like a zebra? 🦓
❔67. Would you rather lick salt like a butterfly 🦋 or drink urine like a moth? 🦟
❔68. Would you rather eat only leaves 🍃🐒 or only insects? 🐜🦎
❔69. Would you rather hunt in a pack like wolves 🐺 or alone like a leopard? 🐆
❔70. Would you rather eat with your hands like a raccoon 🦝 or your tongue like a frog? 🐸
Habitats 🌍
❔71. Would you rather live in a termite mound 🐜 or a beehive? 🐝
❔72. Would you rather nest in a cactus 🌵 or a mangrove tree? 🌳
❔73. Would you rather burrow underground like a mole 🦡 or float on water like a lily pad? 🐸
❔74. Would you rather inhabit a coral reef 🪸 or a dark cave? 🦇
❔75. Would you rather migrate to the Sahara 🐪 or the Amazon rainforest? 🦜
❔76. Would you rather live on a frozen iceberg 🐧 or a volcanic island? 🦎🌋
❔77. Would you rather share a den with foxes 🦊 or a hollow tree with owls? 🦉
❔78. Would you rather dwell in a city park 🐿️ or a remote jungle? 🐅
❔79. Would you rather float in the open ocean 🐙 or hide in seaweed? 🌊
❔80. Would you rather sleep in a spiderweb 🕸️ or a bird’s nest? 🐦
Body Transformations 🔄
❔81. Would you rather have eight arms like an octopus 🐙 or eight eyes like a spider? 🕷️
❔82. Would you rather grow antlers like a deer 🦌 or tusks like a walrus? 🦣
❔83. Would you rather have scales like a snake 🐍 or feathers like a peacock? 🦚
❔84. Would you rather sprout wings like a bat 🦇 or fins like a shark? 🦈
❔85. Would you rather have a trunk like an elephant 🐘 or a neck like a giraffe? 🦒
❔86. Would you rather grow a shell 🐢 or a exoskeleton? 🦂
❔87. Would you rather have hooves 🐎 or webbed feet? 🦆
❔88. Would you rather swap your teeth for fangs 🐍 or a beak? 🦅
❔89. Would you rather have a prehensile tail 🐒 or venomous claws? 🦂
❔90. Would you rather glow like a jellyfish 🌟 or change color like a cuttlefish? 🦑
Speed & Movement
❔91. Would you rather slither like a snake 🐍 or hop like a frog? 🐸
❔92. Would you rather fly backwards like a hummingbird 🐦 or upside down like a bat? 🦇
❔93. Would you rather swim like a sailfish 🐟 or run like an ostrich? 🦃
❔94. Would you rather swing through trees 🐒 or gallop on plains? 🐎
❔95. Would you rather burrow like a worm 🐛 or glide like a flying squirrel? 🐿️
❔96. Would you rather crawl like a snail 🐌 or float like a jellyfish? 🪼
❔97. Would you rather leap between rooftops like a cat 🐈⬛ or dig tunnels like a rabbit? 🐇
❔98. Would you rather climb vertical walls like a gecko 🦎 or balance on tightropes like a squirrel? 🐿️
❔99. Would you rather paddle like a duck 🦆 or jet-propel like a squid? 🦑
