“Can You Handle These 99 Revolting โWould You Ratherโ Scenarios? ๐คข
(Warning: These are so gross, youโll gagโbut you wonโt stop reading.)
Weโve crafted 99 uniquely disgusting dilemmas you wonโt find anywhere else. These questions are guaranteed to make your skin crawl, your stomach churn, and your friends scream.
Every choice is worse than the last. Will you lick the subway pole ๐โฆ or slurp the sidewalk lollipop? ๐ญ Would you kiss a leper ๐งโฆ or bathe in snail slime? ๐ Spoiler: There are no winners here.
How far can you scroll before gagging?
(Donโt chicken out nowโyour strongest stomach muscles will get a workout.)
โ ๏ธ Proceed at your own risk. You canโt unseen these.”
โ99 Would you Rather Questions Specifically for Gross
โ1. Would you rather lick a public toilet seat ๐ฝ or chew gum stuck under a park bench? ๐ฆ
โ2. Would you rather shower in snail slime ๐ or bathe in expired mayonnaise? ๐
โ3. Would you rather eat hair from a shower drain ๐ฟ or swallow a used bandage? ๐ฉน
โ4. Would you rather wear socks soaked in fish juice ๐ or underwear dipped in pickle brine? ๐ฉฒ
โ5. Would you rather sneepe into a jar and drink it ๐คง or rub pizza grease on your face for a week? ๐
โ6. Would you rather sniff a rotting pumpkin ๐ or inhale burnt hair daily? ๐ฅ
โ7. Would you rather clean moldy teeth with your tongue ๐ or floss with raw bacon? ๐ฅ
โ8. Would you rather find a cockroach in your cereal ๐ or a worm in your apple? ๐
โ9. Would you rather drink curdled milk ๐คข or eat 3-month-old fridge cheese? ๐ง
โ10. Would you rather have toenail clippings in your coffee โ or earwax in your soup? ๐ฅฃ
โ11. Would you rather wash dishes with a dead rat ๐ or mop floors with used diapers? ๐ถ
โ12. Would you rather kiss someone with onion breath ๐ง
or hug someone with sweaty armpits? ๐ฆ
โ13. Would you rather sit on a warm cow patty ๐ or step barefoot on a slug? ๐ฆถ
โ14. Would you rather wear a shirt stained with vomit ๐คฎ or pants soaked in urine? ๐
โ15. Would you rather brush teeth with soap ๐งผ or rinse your mouth with gasoline? โฝ
โ16. Would you rather eat booger-flavored ice cream ๐ฆ or drink sweat-flavored soda? ๐ฅค
โ17. Would you rather sleep on a bed of used tissues ๐ or wear socks filled with cat litter? ๐งฆ
โ18. Would you rather have a fly lay eggs in your ear ๐ชฐ or a spider nest in your nose? ๐ท๏ธ
โ19. Would you rather drink from a dogโs water bowl ๐ถ or eat from a trash pandaโs leftovers? ๐ฆ
โ20. Would you rather smell like rotten eggs ๐ฅ or stink like a skunkโs spray? ๐ฆจ
โ21. Would you rather clean a porta-potty ๐ป or scrub a slaughterhouse floor? ๐ฉธ
โ22. Would you rather eat a live earthworm ๐ฑ or swallow a dead beetle? ๐ชฒ
โ23. Would you rather have greasy hair for a year ๐งด or oozing pimples on your cheeks? ๐ฉน
โ24. Would you rather lick a garbage can lid ๐๏ธ or suck on a used lollipop from the sidewalk? ๐ญ
โ25. Would you rather walk through knee-deep sewage ๐ or swim in a pool of spit? ๐ง
โ26. Would you rather chew gum stuck to a bus seat ๐ or lick a frozen lamppost? ๐ฅถ
โ27. Would you rather eat pizza dropped in a sandbox ๐๏ธ or burgers left in the sun for 8 hours? ๐
โ28. Would you rather drink a smoothie with a fly ๐ชฐ or eat salad with caterpillar bites? ๐ฅ
โ29. Would you rather have permanent onion hands ๐ง
or garlic breath for life? ๐ง
โ30. Would you rather wipe with sandpaper ๐งป or poison ivy leaves? ๐ฟ
โ31. Would you rather shave with butter knife ๐ช or pluck nose hairs with tweezers daily? ๐
โ32. Would you rather bathe in ketchup ๐
or mustard every Saturday? ๐งด
โ33. Would you rather eat food scraped off a prison floor ๐ข or cafeteria trays? ๐ฝ๏ธ
โ34. Would you rather wear a dead fish as a hat ๐ฃ or live squid as a scarf? ๐ฆ
โ35. Would you rather snort chili powder ๐ถ๏ธ or gargle hot glue? ๐ฅ
โ36. Would you rather drink your own sweat ๐ง or someone elseโs tears? ๐ญ
โ37. Would you rather shower once a month ๐ฟ or never brush your teeth again? ๐ฌ
โ38. Would you rather eat a scab sandwich ๐ฅช or a booger burger? ๐
โ39. Would you rather sit on a cactus ๐ต or lie on a bed of cockroaches? ๐ชณ
โ40. Would you rather lick a subway pole ๐ or a shopping cart handle? ๐
โ41. Would you rather eat a candle ๐ฏ๏ธ or drink dish soap? ๐งผ
โ42. Would you rather swim in a septic tank ๐ฉ or a vat of pig saliva? ๐
โ43. Would you rather have maggots in your rice ๐ or ants in your sugar? ๐
โ44. Would you rather kiss a zombie ๐ง or high-five a leper? ๐๏ธ
โ45. Would you rather smell like wet dog ๐ or rotten cabbage? ๐ฅฌ
โ46. Would you rather eat raw chicken ๐ or spoiled shrimp? ๐ฆ
โ47. Would you rather vomit on your boss ๐คข or your date? ๐ผ
โ48. Would you rather have a permanent wedgie ๐ฉฒ or a nosebleed daily? ๐ฉธ
โ49. Would you rather drink toilet water ๐ฝ or puddle water after rain? ๐ง๏ธ
โ50. Would you rather lick a frogโs belly ๐ธ or a snailโs shell? ๐
โ51. Would you rather eat hair in every meal ๐ or find a fingernail in your drink? ๐ฅค
โ52. Would you rather wear a meat suit ๐ฅฉ or a cheese costume forever? ๐ง
โ53. Would you rather sneeze mucus on your crush ๐ณ or fart during a job interview? ๐จ
โ54. Would you rather clean vomit from a car seat ๐ or baby poop from a carpet? ๐ถ
โ55. Would you rather eat a live octopus ๐ or a raw chicken head? ๐
โ56. Would you rather smell like burnt rubber ๐ or rotten potatoes? ๐ฅ
โ57. Would you rather drink from a used ash tray ๐ฌ or lick an old battery? ๐
โ58. Would you rather eat a moldy cupcake ๐ง or a stale bread full of weevils? ๐
โ59. Would you rather swim in a grease trap ๐ข๏ธ or a dumpster juice pond? ๐๏ธ
โ60. Would you rather have a tongue covered in sores ๐
or armpits that ooze pus? ๐
โ61. Would you rather lick a park bench after rain ๐ง๏ธ or a gym weight after use? ๐๏ธ
โ62. Would you rather eat cereal with saliva milk ๐ฅ or coffee with toenail crumbs? โ
โ63. Would you rather shower with tarantulas ๐ท๏ธ or cockroaches? ๐ชณ
โ64. Would you rather step on a dead rat ๐ or a squished frog? ๐ธ
โ65. Would you rather wear a shirt with permanent pit stains ๐ or pants with skid marks? ๐
โ66. Would you rather drink spoiled baby formula ๐ผ or curdled goat milk? ๐
โ67. Would you rather eat a hair-covered lollipop ๐ญ or a snot-filled gummy bear? ๐งธ
โ68. Would you rather kiss a person with cold sores ๐ or share a toothbrush with a stranger? ๐ชฅ
โ69. Would you rather clean a pigsty ๐ท or a chicken coop with your hands? ๐
โ70. Would you rather swallow a goldfish ๐ or chew a live grasshopper? ๐ฆ
โ71. Would you rather eat a burger dropped in a urinal ๐ or fries from a garbage can? ๐
โ72. Would you rather have chronic bad breath ๐ท or uncontrollable diarrhea? ๐ฉ
โ73. Would you rather lick a public phone โ๏ธ or a hospital bed rail? ๐ฅ
โ74. Would you rather swim in used cooking oil ๐ข๏ธ or melted animal fat? ๐
โ75. Would you rather eat a diaperโs contents ๐ฉ or drink a bottle of liquid smoke? ๐ผ
โ76. Would you rather have gum stuck in your hair ๐ or nose? ๐
โ77. Would you rather snort pepper flakes ๐ถ๏ธ or inhale powdered bleach? ๐งด
โ78. Would you rather wear shoes filled with jellyfish ๐ช or sand made of crushed teeth? ๐ฆท
โ79. Would you rather drink a cockroach smoothie ๐ชณ or a worm milkshake? ๐
โ80. Would you rather eat a live leech ๐ฉธ or a dead mouse? ๐
โ81. Would you rather sneeze into your hand and shake ๐ค or cough into someoneโs mouth? ๐ท
โ82. Would you rather lick a dogโs paw ๐พ or a catโs butt? ๐
โ83. Would you rather eat a pie with fingernails ๐ฅง or a cake with earwax frosting? ๐
โ84. Would you rather swim in a pond of snot ๐คง or a lake of pus? ๐
โ85. Would you rather have a permanent unibrow ๐๏ธ or nose hair touching your lips? ๐
โ86. Would you rather clean a butcherโs apron ๐ฅฉ or a fishermanโs boots? ๐
โ87. Would you rather eat a spider web ๐ธ๏ธ or drink mosquito larvae water? ๐ฆ
โ88. Would you rather step on a slug barefoot ๐ฆถ or sit on a cactus? ๐ต
โ89. Would you rather drink sour milk ๐คข or fermented fruit juice? ๏ฟฝ
โ90. Would you rather wear a dead octopus ๐ or a live eel as jewelry? ๐ฟ
โ91. Would you rather eat food chewed by a stranger ๐ or drink their backwash? ๐ฅค
โ92. Would you rather lick a subway turnstile ๐ or a public restroom doorknob? ๐ช
โ93. Would you rather have a mouthful of lice ๐ฌ or a scalp full of ants? ๐
โ94. Would you rather eat a candle wax salad ๐ฅ or a soap soup? ๐งผ
โ95. Would you rather snort salt ๐ง or sugar mixed with chili powder? ๐ถ๏ธ
โ96. Would you rather drink from a shoe ๐ or eat soup from a hat? ๏ฟฝ
โ97. Would you rather bathe in mud mixed with worms ๐ชฑ or algae-filled pond water? ๐ฟ
โ98. Would you rather eat a toothpaste sandwich ๐ฅช or a shampoo smoothie? ๐งด
โ99. Would you rather lick a used tissue ๐ท or a dirty diaper? ๐ฉน
