“Dare to Get Weird? (You Won’t Make It Past #37…)
Forget “normal” — these 99 Would You Rather questions are so bizarre, awkward, and gloriously unhinged, your brain will short-circuit. We’re talking sweating mayonnaise, farting glitter pets, and sentient tumbleweed chases. No fluff, no repeats, just 100% chaos designed to:
- Make your friends question your sanity 😈
- Force impossible choices (lick a subway pole or a public doorknob?)
- Reveal secrets about yourself (do you really want kangaroo arms?)
Scroll down…if you’re brave enough. And if you want work-related dilemmas, check out our Would You Rather Questions for Work for a professional twist on the madness!
❔99 Would You Rather Questions Specifically Weird
Body Modifications
❔1. 🐒 Would you rather have a tail that can’t hold objects or a third arm that can’t stop waving?
❔2. 🤐 Would you rather replace your teeth with zippers or your fingernails with bottle caps?
❔3. 👃 Would you rather grow a new nose on your knee or an ear on your elbow?
❔4. 😓 Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or cry hot sauce?
❔5. 🎵 Would you rather have a belly button that whistles or armpits that glow in the dark?
Unusual Abilities
❔6. 👂 Would you rather hear every conversation within 1 mile or see through walls but only at noon?
❔7. 🕴️ Would you rather teleport 3 inches daily or float 1 inch above ground permanently?
❔8. 🔄 Would you rather speak only in reverse or hear everything backward?
❔9. 🕷️ Would you rather sneeze spiders or cough worms?
❔10. 🌈 Would you rather taste colors or smell sounds?
Bizarre Dilemmas
❔11. 🪥 Would you rather fight a sentient toothbrush or a talking toilet?
❔12. 👰 Would you rather wear a wedding dress/suit to a funeral or pajamas to a job interview?
❔13. 🍞 Would you rather live in a house made of wet bread or a car made of melted crayons?
❔14. 🎃 Would you rather be chased by a rolling pumpkin or a sentient tumbleweed?
❔15. 💍 Would you rather have to propose to every stranger you meet or break up with them immediately?
Gross-Out Scenarios
❔16. 🦠 Would you rather lick a subway pole or a public bathroom doorknob?
❔17. 🦶 Would you rather drink a smoothie blended with toenails or belly button lint?
❔18. 🤢 Would you rather eat a hairball lasagna or a booger soufflé?
❔19. 🍅 Would you rather swim in a pool of cold gravy or hot ketchup?
❔20. 🧼 Would you rather brush your teeth with soap or wash your hair with glue?
Strange Transformations
❔21. 💡 Would you rather turn into a lamp for 1 hour daily or a rug for 10 minutes weekly?
❔22. 🦒 Would you rather shrink to the size of a grape or grow to the height of a giraffe?
❔23. 🌵 Would you rather become a sentient cactus or a talking houseplant?
❔24. 🎈 Would you rather morph into a balloon animal when stressed or a piñata when bored?
❔25. 🐸 Would you rather have frog legs or kangaroo arms permanently?
Supernatural Choices
❔26. 👻 Would you rather be haunted by a ghost who sings nursery rhymes or one who whispers conspiracy theories?
❔27. 🧛 Would you rather date a vampire who hates blood or a zombie allergic to brains?
❔28. 👽 Would you rather have a pet alien that farts glitter or a demon that cleans obsessively?
❔29. 🧝 Would you rather talk to garden gnomes or see shadow people in daylight?
❔30. 🤥 Would you rather be cursed to hiccup during lies or burp during compliments?
Uncomfortable Situations
❔31. 🧦 Would you rather wear socks filled with jelly or shoes filled with live goldfish?
❔32. 😖 Would you rather have a permanent wedgie or a never-ending itch on your back?
❔33. 🎊 Would you rather sneeze confetti or burp bubbles?
❔34. 🤫 Would you rather have your phone ring loudly in a silent library or your stomach growl during a proposal?
❔35. 😳 Would you rather forget your name daily or remember every embarrassing moment hourly?
Weird Food Choices
❔36. 🐜 Would you rather eat pizza topped with live ants or a burger with edible worms?
❔37. 🥛 Would you rather drink expired milk mixed with cereal or orange juice with toothpaste?
❔38. ✏️ Would you rather eat a sandwich made of rubber bands or a soup made of pencil shavings?
❔39. 🐶 Would you rather taste-test dog food or baby food for a year?
❔40. 🕯️ Would you rather eat a candle or chew on a bar of soap?
Odd Superpowers
❔41. 🫥 Would you rather turn invisible only when naked or read minds but only in a foreign language?
❔42. 🏃 Would you rather fly at 1 mph or run at 100 mph but only backward?
❔43. 🌧️ Would you rather control the weather but only indoors or time travel but only to yesterday?
❔44. 💀 Would you rather have X-ray vision but only see bones or super strength but only in your pinky finger?
❔45. 🐿️ Would you rather breathe underwater but only in puddles or talk to animals but only squirrels?
Peculiar Punishments
❔46. 👶 Would you rather listen to a baby cry nonstop or a parrot insult you endlessly?
❔47. 🪥 Would you rather clean bathrooms with a toothbrush or mow lawns with scissors?
❔48. 🧀 Would you rather wear a sign saying “I’m a liar” or “I smell like cheese” for a month?
❔49. 👹 Would you rather babysit a gremlin or house-sit for a poltergeist?
❔50. 🩴 Would you rather shovel snow in flip-flops or rake leaves in a hurricane?
Uncanny Relationships
❔51. 🧜♀️ Would you rather marry a mermaid with human legs or a centaur with no horse body?
❔52. 👁️ Would you rather date someone who never blinks or someone who never stops staring?
❔53. 👥 Would you rather have a clone that hates you or a twin that copies everything you do?
❔54. 🧍 Would you rather be friends with a sentient mannequin or a talking garden gnome?
❔55. 🍴 Would you rather live with a roommate who hoards plastic forks or one who collects belly button lint?
Absurd Adventures
❔56. 🍄 Would you rather explore a cave filled with sentient mushrooms or a forest with dancing trees?
❔57. 🐌 Would you rather ride a giant snail to work or a hyperactive sloth to parties?
❔58. 🌕 Would you rather vacation on a moon made of cheese or a planet made of bubblegum?
❔59. 🪂 Would you rather skydive without a parachute or scuba dive without oxygen for 10 seconds?
❔60. 🏚️ Would you rather camp in a haunted dollhouse or a deserted circus tent?
Bodily Functions
❔61. 🎶 Would you rather fart the national anthem or burp the alphabet on command?
❔62. ✨ Would you rather sneeze glitter or sweat maple syrup?
❔63. 👃 Would you rather have a nose that grows when you lie or ears that flap when you’re excited?
❔64. 😅 Would you rather hiccup every time you say “hello” or laugh every time you say “goodbye”?
❔65. 💡 Would you rather have glowing snot or neon pee?
Creepy Creatures
❔66. 🪳 Would you rather battle a giant sentient cockroach or a swarm of spider-sized scorpions?
❔67. 🕷️ Would you rather adopt a pet tarantula with a wig or a snake with googly eyes?
❔68. 🐦⬛ Would you rather be followed by a crow that mimics your voice or a raccoon that steals your keys?
❔69. 🪼 Would you rather cuddle a jellyfish or kiss a porcupine?
❔🐀 Would you rather live with a rat that sings opera or a pigeon that recites poetry?
Surreal Scenarios
❔71. 🤡 Would you rather wake up with your hair styled like a clown or your face painted like a doll?
❔72. ☁️ Would you rather walk on clouds that feel like marshmallows or water that feels like Jell-O?
❔73. 📺 Would you rather have your dreams broadcast on TV or your thoughts displayed on a billboard?
❔74. 🖐️ Would you rather live in a world where everyone walks on their hands or speaks in rhymes?
❔75. 📢 Would you rather have a voice that echoes like a megaphone or whispers like a mouse?
Inconvenient Curses
❔76. 🩼 Would you rather trip every 10 steps or forget your words mid-sentence daily?
❔77. 👟 Would you rather have your shoes untie constantly or your zippers always jam?
❔78. 🤥 Would you rather sneeze when you lie or cough when you tell the truth?
❔79. 🎨 Would you rather have your hair change color with your mood or your skin tattoo itself with your thoughts?
❔80. 👴 Would you rather lose all your hair or grow it nonstop everywhere?
Household Horrors
❔81. 🦠 Would you rather live in a house where the walls ooze slime or the floors are made of quicksand?
❔82. 🗣️ Would you rather have a fridge that talks back or a microwave that insults your cooking?
❔83. 🛏️ Would you rather sleep on a bed of nails or a pillow filled with rocks?
❔84. 🍦 Would you rather shower in melted ice cream or bathe in cold oatmeal?
❔85. 📺 Would you rather have a TV that only plays infomercials or a radio that only plays baby lullabies?
Nature Gone Wrong
❔86. 🍋 Would you rather drink from a river that tastes like sour candy or a waterfall that smells like rotten eggs?
❔87. 🏔️ Would you rather hike a mountain that shifts shape or cross a desert that rains spaghetti?
❔88. 🏜️ Would you rather picnic in a field of quicksand or a meadow of Venus flytraps?
❔89. 🌳 Would you rather climb a tree that tickles you or a rock that hums show tunes?
❔90. 🌿 Would you rather garden with plants that scream or flowers that burp?
Work/Job Woes
❔91. 🧜♀️ Would you rather work as a professional mermaid tail tester or a mattress jumper reviewer?
❔92. 🥔 Would you rather answer calls as a “potato helpline” agent or a “pet rock therapist”?
❔93. 🦶 Would you rather file paperwork with your toes or type emails with your nose?
❔94. 🤸 Would you rather commute via pogo stick or unicycle?
❔95. 🦖 Would you rather attend meetings in a dinosaur costume or a banana suit?
Final 4
❔96. 👤 Would you rather have your shadow follow you 3 seconds late or your reflection move independently?
❔97. 👂 Would you rather eat every meal through a straw in your ear or a funnel in your belly button?
❔98. 💃 Would you rather communicate only by interpretive dance or charades for a week?
❔99. ☁️ Would you rather have a personal raincloud or a permanent sunbeam following you?
